Kyle “Best Chance” Orton may once again assume the role of NFL starting quarterback.
Kansas City Chiefs head coach Todd Haley said Orton will get some first-team snaps during Wednesday’s practice, and though Tyler Palko is still officially the starter, Haley will start whichever quarterback is their “best chance” at victory.
Before leaving Denver last week, Orton – or his proxy, if you will – recorded this not-so-fond adieu to the good folks of Denver, courtesy of Landlocked Pioneers. The video already has 18,000+ views.
Turns out, faux-Orton (Fauxrton?) thinks John Elway is like that “demon horse” at Denver International Airport, doesn’t believe IKEA can keep Denver from sucking, and even credits his neckbeard for preventing an ill-fated visit to Pike’s Peak.
My favorite line: “If I knew that all I had to do as a quarterback is hand off the ball, I would have…just handed off the ball.”
Well done, Landlocked Pioneers. For those unfamiliar with the horse statue at our beloved airport, nothing says ‘Welcome to Denver’ quite like this. Behold:
Um...welcome?
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